Maria Johanna´s story:
The flower ate the sunlight. The
grashopper ate the flower. The toad ate the grasshopper. The snake ate the
toad. The hawk ate the snake. The hawk broke his left wing and the rat ate him,
The pig ate the rat. Maria didn´t
eat the pig because she´s fucking vegetarian.
Richard´s
story:
Little Richard was in love with a
florist. He passed by her small shop daily, on his way to school.
Friday, Richard stole his mum´s rare
orchid and ventured out. He would give it to the florist, for although she had
many flowers in her shop, none were really hers.
Anastasia´s story:
While little Anastasia was
preparing to leave for college, her mischievous cat ate her homework. There was
nothing she could do about it.
Later in class...
"Where's your homework
Anastaniqua?"- the teacher asked
Anastasia knew her teacher
wouldn't believe the truth.
"I had other things to
do"- she answered
